On the Twelfth Day of Christmas….
I sent my kid to school with:
Two yards of fabric cut in 8″ x 2″ rectangles with pinking shears, one wire hanger, two tubs of white frosting, one bag of mini marshmallows, one ornament for the gift exchange, four book orders, $20 for the teacher’s gift, and a gift card for Adopt-a-Family.
That’s not including the two gag gifts, one donation to Toys-for-Tots, and two packages of treats sent earlier in the week.
Dear Teachers: We get it. We even appreciate that you want our children to have a lovely holiday. NOW PLEASE STOP. Kaithanxbai, The Parents.